Haha, well you know, I hadn't seen him for quite a while, and I reckon if he wasn't quite as old he'd would have been in the psy-trance tent doing the 'step-father at the wedding party' thing...
However, I know for a fact that he was nearly genetically bonded to the seat he was sitting in by the end of the Festival...(I think I and he managed to walk around site once over the whole period...)
Well, the proof is in the fact that he did cycle all that way, and he IS generally a lazy bugger...so you
oldies (ahem...) folk of a more mature persuasion obviously have a few tricks up your sleeve...
There ya go, managed to patronise and alienate a sizable chunk of our customer-base...it's been nice knowing you...I think need to look for a new job...
