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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:25 pm   Post subject:  If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

Be good to me, i have had a bad year Embarassed if you are a lady THOUGH take full advantage OF ME.

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:41 pm   Post subject:  If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

roflmao

I'm sure you'll be well looked after m8. Wink

Or if anyone asks, we'll just tell them: "Dave's not here man...." Laughing

.....And i guess when Sunrise is over, I'll just move this topic into 'General Festival Chatter' Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:58 pm   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

I know man.....so shy you see Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:48 am   Post subject:   Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

u need a wonky make over!!

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:26 am   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

Don't worry we'll take pictures and post em up here Laughing Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:30 am   Post subject:   Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

munter buckaroo anyone?

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:56 am   Post subject:    Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

pile on!

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:04 pm   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

Are you all speaking in code?

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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:39 pm   Post subject:   Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 7:59 pm   Post subject:  Re: Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

fizzygirl wrote (View Post): › u need a wanky make over!!


Shocked well if we spot you doing that we'll just ignore you, ok?

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 8:16 pm   Post subject:  Re: Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

fizzygirl wrote (View Post): › u need a wanky make over!!



Bukkake ruined Daves outfit!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:21 pm   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

I must fess-up and say i have had a wank at the Glade festival in the campervan while my mate was getting some supplies. It was most pleasant Smile

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2008 10:52 pm   Post subject:   Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

:tries to remove above image from mind:

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 7:27 am   Post subject:    Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

and this from the SHY boy Shocked, thank god he's shy is all I can say yes

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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:17 am   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

ouzodave wrote (View Post): › I must fess-up and say i have had a wank at the Glade festival in the campervan while my mate was getting some supplies. It was most pleasant Smile


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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:07 am   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

Actually it could of been Sunrise last year hehehehehe. It all blends into one Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:22 am   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

ouzodave wrote (View Post): › Actually it could of been Sunrise last year hehehehehe. It all blends into one big wank Laughing




Raspberry!

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:49 am   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

Laughing Laughing The Sunwank Festival for me it is then.

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:59 am   Post subject:   Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

the sunrise wanker lol

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PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:09 pm   Post subject:  Re: If anybody finds me in a field Back to top 

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
their giggling talk I could never understand
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand...
and that's why..

I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker.
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud.
Here, listen..

OH mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters
thank you for having me and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter
my knees have turned to water
and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over italy
I've wanked over spain.
i've wanked in an omnibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger, and a melon, and a cat
An inflatable linda lovelace and a davy crockett hat..
and that's why

(rpt chorus)

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