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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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Be good to me, i have had a bad year  if you are a lady THOUGH take full advantage OF ME.
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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Daddy The DaddyJoined: 11 Jul 2005 Total posts: 2423 Location: Walkabout
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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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I know man.....so shy you see 
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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fizzygirl InstigatorJoined: 30 Apr 2008 Total posts: 26
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u need a wonky make over!!
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_________________ Take off your shoes and expose your foot fingers
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senile muppet Has far too much time on their handsJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 980 Location: tax haven for idle rich
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tonyasleep.com Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 09 Apr 2008 Total posts: 1012 Location: Stroud
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munter buckaroo anyone?
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_________________ 'Stayin Awake'......it's the bomb!
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parmaviolets ContenderJoined: 16 Dec 2006 Total posts: 5881 Location: away with the faeries
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pile on!
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_________________ disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business
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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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Are you all speaking in code?
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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parmaviolets ContenderJoined: 16 Dec 2006 Total posts: 5881 Location: away with the faeries
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_________________ disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business
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CyberPurple Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 31 Mar 2006 Total posts: 1005 Location: Shropshire
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fizzygirl wrote ( View Post): › u need a wanky make over!! |
 well if we spot you doing that we'll just ignore you, ok?
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_________________ Purple haze = a state of confusion or euphoria, possibly drug induced
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Gh0sty Official munter pokerJoined: 10 Jul 2005 Total posts: 9141 Location: On the norty step!!!
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fizzygirl wrote ( View Post): › u need a wanky make over!! |
Bukkake ruined Daves outfit!!!!!!!!
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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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I must fess-up and say i have had a wank at the Glade festival in the campervan while my mate was getting some supplies. It was most pleasant 
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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parmaviolets ContenderJoined: 16 Dec 2006 Total posts: 5881 Location: away with the faeries
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:tries to remove above image from mind:
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_________________ disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business
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idgom Forum MumJoined: 14 Jul 2005 Total posts: 5076
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and this from the SHY boy  , thank god he's shy is all I can say 
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_________________ munched go out tit, has gone to Bestival, back Tuesday
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sillyhippy Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 07 Mar 2008 Total posts: 1134 Location: in my clothes
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ouzodave wrote ( View Post): › I must fess-up and say i have had a wank at the Glade festival in the campervan while my mate was getting some supplies. It was most pleasant  |

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_________________ One must explore deep and belive the incredible to find a new partical of truth floating in an ocean of insignificance,-Joseph Conrad
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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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Actually it could of been Sunrise last year hehehehehe. It all blends into one 
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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sillyhippy Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 07 Mar 2008 Total posts: 1134 Location: in my clothes
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ouzodave wrote ( View Post): › Actually it could of been Sunrise last year hehehehehe. It all blends into one big wank  |

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_________________ One must explore deep and belive the incredible to find a new partical of truth floating in an ocean of insignificance,-Joseph Conrad
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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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 The Sunwank Festival for me it is then.
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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sillyhippy Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 07 Mar 2008 Total posts: 1134 Location: in my clothes
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the sunrise wanker lol
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_________________ One must explore deep and belive the incredible to find a new partical of truth floating in an ocean of insignificance,-Joseph Conrad
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ouzodave Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1172 Location: Draycott in the Moors
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My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
their giggling talk I could never understand
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand...
and that's why..
I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker.
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud.
Here, listen..
OH mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters
thank you for having me and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter
my knees have turned to water
and I think I'm going blind.
I've wanked over italy
I've wanked over spain.
i've wanked in an omnibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger, and a melon, and a cat
An inflatable linda lovelace and a davy crockett hat..
and that's why
(rpt chorus)
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_________________ Tis Winter time....bah humbug.
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