If anybody finds me in a field

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:25 pm Post subject: If anybody finds me in a field

Be good to me, i have had a bad year Embarassed

if you are a lady THOUGH take full advantage OF ME.

Posted: Sat May 17, 2008 1:41 pm Post subject: If anybody finds me in a field

I'm sure you'll be well looked after m8. Wink

Or if anyone asks, we'll just tell them: "Dave's not here man...." Laughing

.....And i guess when Sunrise is over, I'll just move this topic into 'General Festival Chatter' Laughing

I know man.....so shy you see Embarassed

u need a wonky make over!!

Don't worry we'll take pictures and post em up here Laughing

munter buckaroo anyone?

pile on!

Are you all speaking in code?

fizzygirl wrote (View Post): › u need a wanky make over!!

well if we spot you doing that we'll just ignore you, ok?

fizzygirl wrote (View Post): › u need a wanky make over!!

Bukkake ruined Daves outfit!!!!!!!!

I must fess-up and say i have had a wank at the Glade festival in the campervan while my mate was getting some supplies. It was most pleasant Smile

:tries to remove above image from mind:

and this from the SHY boy Shocked

, thank god he's shy is all I can say yes

ouzodave wrote (View Post): › I must fess-up and say i have had a wank at the Glade festival in the campervan while my mate was getting some supplies. It was most pleasant Smile

Actually it could of been Sunrise last year hehehehehe. It all blends into one Laughing

ouzodave wrote (View Post): › Actually it could of been Sunrise last year hehehehehe. It all blends into one big wank Laughing

The Sunwank Festival for me it is then.

the sunrise wanker lol

My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
their giggling talk I could never understand
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand...
and that's why..

I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker.
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker.
I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud.
Here, listen..

OH mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters
thank you for having me and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter
my knees have turned to water
and I think I'm going blind.

I've wanked over italy
I've wanked over spain.
i've wanked in an omnibus
I've even had a wank in a train
I've used a badger, and a melon, and a cat
An inflatable linda lovelace and a davy crockett hat..
and that's why

(rpt chorus)