i was totally not in me body and me captain long john recommended a sauna......i thought yes just what i need.....so i ventured down to the saunas.....i had almost missed the session but the sauna king was kind enuff to see that i was in great need of a sump of rejuvenation...
i got into the yurt sweatbox and there was a wee mixed crew in there.
there was a young couple they had an innocent serenity about them....there was 2 old university types who had not seen each other for about 10 years and they had just become noxiously...the reason i said noxious is cause the chick is blasting out negative vibes and im thinking shit man im only here for a sauna i dont mean to spoil the reunion i just need to feel a bit human again please...humble please.... besotted and there was me and an old hippy lass who was like the women of rising damp.
i was the latter to enter they all seemed quite cosy.
i enter mr austerisms im there on a mission to clean out and to feel remotely human again...come on lets squeeze those toxins out with a hot cold hot cold .
well im sat there on my first blast of heat and the hippy of rising damp starts to go all orgasmic....she starts moaning jumps into the middle and moaning at everybody to blow on her .....blow on me blow on me...and she screams and exalts great cheers as she was given a blow job.....
i could not participate cause i was astounded .......
i was like a silver lining i was there for rejuvenation.
then the couple from uni start chjucking oily ulay over each other and im like fuckinhg hell im not hear to braethe all this chemmy shit and crazy fukking healing vibes not......shit man i had had more healing vibes sat in a hot spring surrounded by giant spanish toads!!!
so in the end i get out and chuck about 10 buckets of cold water over i...feel remotely coming back...get a few herbal teas down me and a couple of smoothies was almost right back to old zeesh. [align=justify][align=justify]