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Dr. Don General MalpractitionerJoined: 26 Jul 2005 Total posts: 5938 Location: Bristol, England
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How come it's always the guys who post messages like "I'm looking for the girl I met called XYZ at the back of the ABC tent at 12 past 14, you looked beautiful and I would love to see you again"....
Why is it never the women who go searching for blokes? Is this some grand conspiracy?
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_________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes... Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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Shiva Dancing DivaJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 6848
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Dr. Don wrote ( View Post): › How come it's always the guys who post messages like "I'm looking for the girl I met called XYZ at the back of the ABC tent at 12 past 14, you looked beautiful and I would love to see you again"....
Why is it never the women who go searching for blokes? Is this some grand conspiracy?
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I'm sure a lovely lady is out there is looking for you Doc - they're just too shy to post, that's all 
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lamstonite RadicalJoined: 10 Nov 2005 Total posts: 173
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I reckon the girl behind the bar who laughed at me was stalking me. Bumped into her again at the Garage on the way to the M4. Soon there'll be a message saying "to the tall mashed bloke who i laughed at. You were sooo beautiful, i love you. Can we start a family?"
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Zem InstigatorJoined: 16 Jul 2006 Total posts: 37 Location: London
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Cos if a guy does it, it's romantic. If a girl does it she's a desperate freak 
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Dr. Don General MalpractitionerJoined: 26 Jul 2005 Total posts: 5938 Location: Bristol, England
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ROFL, fair enough. Guy's are always desperate though right 
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_________________ There he goes. One of God's own prototypes... Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
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stripeyhat Has completely lost touch with realityJoined: 08 Jul 2005 Total posts: 1076 Location: Manchester
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Zem InstigatorJoined: 16 Jul 2006 Total posts: 37 Location: London
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Dr. Don wrote ( View Post): › ROFL, fair enough. Guy's are always desperate though right  |
Yeah but it only tends to shows after a few pints 
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robbie-dee Forum JunkieJoined: 10 Jul 2006 Total posts: 404 Location: basingstoke(boringstoke)
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yo doc don its robbie ere.....
had a mega time..... best festival eva is glade...
hope i bump into all you lot again soon....
ya r all mega cool!!
robbie-dee....all happy hippie!!
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elf Never Shuts up!Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Total posts: 573 Location: Chessington
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hehe,I love all those posts. I wonder if anyones actually seen one and been like, hang on a minute, that was me! and then pmd them, and then a beauiful relationship flourishes andthey live together forever and ever. Probably not though. Ah well.
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zenecho Complaints DepartmentJoined: 29 Jul 2005 Total posts: 6252 Location: Stroud
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yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..
..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......
they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......
women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!
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tavdy 79 Balloon AnimalJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 7410
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zenecho wrote ( View Post): ›
yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..
..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......
they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......
women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!
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And you wonder why I'm gay...
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zenecho Complaints DepartmentJoined: 29 Jul 2005 Total posts: 6252 Location: Stroud
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Tav I must admit Ive NEVER wondered why you are gay! you dont even wear pointy ears <g>
PS please, please dont tell me why!
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tavdy 79 Balloon AnimalJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 7410
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chardimus Glowstick WalrusJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 4834 Location: Romford & Birmingham
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tavdy 79 wrote ( View Post): › zenecho wrote ( View Post): ›
yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..
..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......
they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......
women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!
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I wonder how many times you've used that exact phrase on here.
One day, when Im very bored, I might count them.
Though I do have at least two paint drying competitions and a lot of hair to wash...
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Joyous Sticky Bush BurblerJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 4488 Location: Sunny Hove
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or you could count the "the"s on the forum, thatd take a while!
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Brass Monkey Renegade MasterJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 2189 Location: Newbury..Ska Town.
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tavdy 79 wrote ( View Post): › zenecho wrote ( View Post): ›
yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..
..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......
they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......
women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!
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You're gay?! 
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mangakitten shallow kittyJoined: 09 Jul 2005 Total posts: 6702 Location: tottenham
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Don, I started a thread looking for two lovely girls I met on Friday night, but not cos I want to start a beautiful romance with them, sadly.  Just cos they were lovely!
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Robin_Scarlett Zebra LoverJoined: 24 Jun 2006 Total posts: 5012 Location: Your imagination! Muaaaaahahaha
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Perhaps we should start up a festival dating service in here hehehe...
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Snotsicle InstigatorJoined: 25 May 2006 Total posts: 45
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Robin_Scarlett wrote ( View Post): ›
Perhaps we should start up a festival dating service in here hehehe...
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Lol how about a Glade version of Blind date ? 
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tavdy 79 Balloon AnimalJoined: 07 Jul 2005 Total posts: 7410
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munted-to-fuck date?
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