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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:56 am   Post subject:  Guys and girls Back to top 

How come it's always the guys who post messages like "I'm looking for the girl I met called XYZ at the back of the ABC tent at 12 past 14, you looked beautiful and I would love to see you again"....

Why is it never the women who go searching for blokes? Is this some grand conspiracy?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:07 am   Post subject:  Re: Guys and girls Back to top 

Dr. Don wrote (View Post): › How come it's always the guys who post messages like "I'm looking for the girl I met called XYZ at the back of the ABC tent at 12 past 14, you looked beautiful and I would love to see you again"....

Why is it never the women who go searching for blokes? Is this some grand conspiracy?

Dr....


I'm sure a lovely lady is out there is looking for you Doc - they're just too shy to post, that's all smitten Very Happy Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 10:20 am   Post subject:   Back to top 

I reckon the girl behind the bar who laughed at me was stalking me. Bumped into her again at the Garage on the way to the M4. Soon there'll be a message saying "to the tall mashed bloke who i laughed at. You were sooo beautiful, i love you. Can we start a family?"

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:06 pm   Post subject:  Re: Guys and girls Back to top 

Cos if a guy does it, it's romantic. If a girl does it she's a desperate freak Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:07 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

ROFL, fair enough. Guy's are always desperate though right Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 12:16 pm   Post subject:  Re: Guys and girls Back to top 

Zem wrote (View Post): › Cos if a guy does it, it's romantic.


Laughing

lol, take out 'romantic', substitute with 'stalking' Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:48 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Dr. Don wrote (View Post): › ROFL, fair enough. Guy's are always desperate though right Wink


Yeah but it only tends to shows after a few pints Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:41 pm   Post subject:  Re: Guys and girls Back to top 

yo doc don its robbie ere.....
had a mega time..... best festival eva is glade...

hope i bump into all you lot again soon....

ya r all mega cool!!


robbie-dee....all happy hippie!!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:57 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

hehe,I love all those posts. I wonder if anyones actually seen one and been like, hang on a minute, that was me! and then pmd them, and then a beauiful relationship flourishes andthey live together forever and ever. Probably not though. Ah well.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:01 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..

..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......

they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......

women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:04 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

zenecho wrote (View Post): ›
yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..

..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......

they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......

women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!


And you wonder why I'm gay...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:12 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Tav I must admit Ive NEVER wondered why you are gay! you dont even wear pointy ears <g>

PS please, please dont tell me why!

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:15 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:16 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

tavdy 79 wrote (View Post): ›
zenecho wrote (View Post): ›
yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..

..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......

they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......

women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!


And you wonder why I'm gay...


I wonder how many times you've used that exact phrase on here.
One day, when Im very bored, I might count them.

Though I do have at least two paint drying competitions and a lot of hair to wash...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:30 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

or you could count the "the"s on the forum, thatd take a while!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:05 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

tavdy 79 wrote (View Post): ›
zenecho wrote (View Post): ›
yeah as if some "girl" is going to say hey I bumped into this wonderful guy, he was a bit overweight, hair was thinning, pointy ears, spotty shirt, a bit camp..

..you were dribberling in the corner with that far away look in your eyes, I was the buxom dancer with the necklace you were staring at so intently......

they (women) dont do this because if they chased after us, then they would loose all their power over us. they make us chase after them, so when they entwine our hearts with love, bemuse us with their beauty, and totally addled our brains THEN and only then, when we are totaly hooked, they toss us aside, our empty , lifeless, husks blowing in the wind ..only then are they satisfied......

women are just like that, its a genetic thing...not that Im bitter!


And you wonder why I'm gay...


You're gay?! Jaw-Dropping!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:43 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Laughing

Don, I started a thread looking for two lovely girls I met on Friday night, but not cos I want to start a beautiful romance with them, sadly. Wink Just cos they were lovely!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:34 pm   Post subject:  Re: Guys and girls Back to top 

Perhaps we should start up a festival dating service in here hehehe...

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 10:23 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

Robin_Scarlett wrote (View Post): ›
Perhaps we should start up a festival dating service in here hehehe...


Lol how about a Glade version of Blind date ? Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:08 pm   Post subject:   Back to top 

munted-to-fuck date?

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